The Horror, The Horror

Uhhhhhngh.....

The puking has continued.

Not stopped.

Still happening.

So not good!

At first it was sort of a smelly novelty. Not nice, exactly, but no cause for full parental freak-out. In fact, cause for reflection: My, haven't we been lucky parents not to have a child with a stomach virus for 2 1/2 years?

Then my shoes got sprayed. My desk chair and plastic roller mat. The kitchen floor. My second set of clothes. My third...

As SOMEBODY said in "Heart of Darkness:" "The horror! The horror!"

Yep, a toddler puking has be right up there with existential modernism, human isolation and insanity.

Uhhhhhngh.....