Out of the Blue

PART I: EVENING, 11/29/05

Son: "Did you know that C3PO is RPD2's (sic) dad?"

Father: "Well, not exactly..."

Son, interrupting: "Yeah-huh! It's true! They're a robot family."
Then, muttering to himself, "And C3PO is the tall one! Uh, huh! Uh-huh! Of COURSE he's the daddy!"



PART II: MORNING, 11/30/05

Son: "Isn't red your favorite color, Mom? Christian's fvorite color is brown, but I don't know why, because that is the color of POOP!"

Mother: "Oh, son, what are some nicer things you can think of to say about that color?"

Son: "Well, weeell... it's the part of the tree that holds the leaves on. But green is my favorite color. Because leaves are green, and leaves are so much nicer than poop."

Mother: Muttering to herself: "Whatever, Y-chromosome....."